Today we're going to talk about the crime of using an apostophe in a plural word.  This should be punishable by writing 100 times: " I will not use an apostrophe for a plural".   I know why this is happening.  When we want to say our specific letters of the alphabet are hard to write in cursive, the correct way would be to say, "The capital z's are hard to do in cursive."  It is necessary in that case  because otherwise the word would be, "zs" and that would be just too hard to understand.  But just because of this one exception, people have tacked that apostrophe onto EVERY plural word they see.  Stop it.  Here is a big long lesson on it.  In short though, if you're in a hurry:  DO NOT place an apostropy in a word written as plural.  "This is the cat's food.  She only has one cat.  But her neighbor has two cats."  NOT "...two cat's."  Got it? We're cool then.  (Feel free to copy and paste this for use later when the issue of an apostrophe comes up and you don't know to proceed.)

Rule 1a. Use the apostrophe to show possession. To show possession with a singular noun, add an apostrophe plus the letter s.
 
Examples:
a woman's hat
the boss's wife
Mrs. Chang's house
Rule 1b. Many common nouns end in the letter s (lens, cactus, bus, etc.). So do a lot of proper nouns (Mr. Jones, Texas, Christmas). There are conflicting policies and theories about how to show possession when writing such nouns. There is no right answer; the best advice is to choose a formula and stay consistent.
Rule 1c. Some writers and editors add only an apostrophe to all nouns ending in s. And some add an apostrophe + s to every proper noun, be it Hastings's or Jones's.
 
One method, common in newspapers and magazines, is to add an apostrophe + s ('s) to common nouns ending in s, but only a stand-alone apostrophe to proper nouns ending in s.
 
Examples:
the class's hours
Mr. Jones' golf clubs
the canvas's size
Texas' weather
 
Care must be taken to place the apostrophe outside the word in question. For instance, if talking about a pen belonging to Mr. Hastings, many people would wrongly write Mr. Hasting's pen (his name is not Mr. Hasting).
 
Correct: Mr. Hastings' pen
 
Another widely used technique is to write the word as we would speak it. For example, since most people saying "Mr. Hastings' pen" would not pronounce an added s, we would write Mr. Hastings' pen with no added s. But most people would pronounce an added s in "Jones's," so we'd write it as we say it: Mr. Jones's golf clubs. This method explains the punctuation of for goodness' sake.
Rule 2a. Regular nouns are nouns that form their plurals by adding either the letter s or es (guy, guys; letter, letters; actress, actresses; etc.). To show plural possession, simply put an apostrophe after the s.
 
Correct: guys' night out (guy + s + apostrophe)
Incorrect: guy's night out (implies only one guy)
 
Correct: two actresses' roles (actress + es + apostrophe)
Incorrect: two actress's roles
Rule 2b. Do not use an apostrophe + s to make a regular noun plural.
 
Incorrect: Apostrophe's are confusing.
Correct: Apostrophes are confusing.
 
Incorrect: We've had many happy Christmas's.
Correct: We've had many happy Christmases.
 
In special cases, such as when forming a plural of a word that is not normally a noun, some writers add an apostrophe for clarity.
 
Example: Here are some do's and don'ts.
 
In that sentence, the verb do is used as a plural noun, and the apostrophe was added because the writer felt that dos was confusing. Not all writers agree; some see no problem with dos and don'ts.
 
However, with single lowercase letters, it is advisable to use apostrophes.
 
Example: My a's look like u's.
 
Imagine the confusion if you wrote that sentence without apostrophes. Readers would see as and us, and feel lost.
 
 
 
Rule 2c. English also has many irregular nouns (child, nucleus, tooth, etc.). These nouns become plural by changing their spelling, sometimes becoming quite different words. You may find it helpful to write out the entire irregular plural noun before adding an apostrophe or an apostrophe + s.
 
Incorrect: two childrens' hats
The plural is children, not childrens.
Correct: two children's hats (children + apostrophe + s)
 
Incorrect: the teeths' roots
Correct: the teeth's roots
Rule 2d. Things can get really confusing with the possessive plurals of proper names ending in s, such as Hastings and Jones.
 
If you're the guest of the Ford family—the Fords—you're the Fords' guest (Ford + s + apostrophe). But what if it's the Hastings family?
 
Most would call them the "Hastings." But that would refer to a family named "Hasting." If someone's name ends in s, we must add -es for the plural. The plural of Hastings is Hastingses. The members of the Jones family are the Joneses.
 
To show possession, add an apostrophe.
 
Incorrect: the Hastings' dog
Correct: the Hastingses' dog (Hastings + es + apostrophe)
 
Incorrect: the Jones' car
Correct: the Joneses' car
 
In serious writing, this rule must be followed no matter how strange or awkward the results.
Rule 2e. Never use an apostrophe to make a name plural.
 
Incorrect: The Wilson's are here.
Correct: The Wilsons are here.
 
Incorrect: We visited the Sanchez's.
Correct: We visited the Sanchezes.
Rule 3. With a singular compound noun (for example, mother-in-law), show possession with an apostrophe + s at the end of the word.
 
Example: my mother-in-law's hat
 
If the compound noun (e.g., brother-in-law) is to be made plural, form the plural first (brothers-in-law), and then use the apostrophe + s.
 
Example: my two brothers-in-law's hats
Rule 4a. If two people possess the same item, put the apostrophe + s after the second name only.
 
Example: Cesar and Maribel's home is constructed of redwood.
 
However, if one of the joint owners is written as a pronoun, use the possessive form for both.
 
Incorrect: Maribel and my home
Incorrect: Mine and Maribel's home
Correct: Maribel's and my home
 
Incorrect: he and Maribel's home
Incorrect: him and Maribel's home
Correct: his and Maribel's home
 
Incorrect: you and Maribel's home
Incorrect: yours and Maribel's home
Correct: Maribel's and your home
 
Note: As the above examples demonstrate, when one of the co-owners is written as a pronoun, use possessive adjectives (my, your, her, our, their). Avoid possessive pronouns (mine, yours, hers, ours, theirs) in such constructions.
 
It should be mentioned that compound possessives are often clunky as well as confusing. For instance, a picture of her and Cesar's house could refer to a photo of "her" in front of the house that Cesar owns or a photo of the house that she and Cesar co-own. Big difference. Such ambiguous sentences should just be rewritten.
Rule 4b. In cases of separate rather than joint possession, use the possessive form for both.
 
Examples:
Cesar's and Maribel's homes are both lovely.
They don't own the homes jointly.
 
Cesar and Maribel's homes are both lovely.
The homes belong to both of them.
 
 
 
Rule 5. Use an apostrophe with contractions. The apostrophe is placed where a letter or letters have been removed.
 
Examples: doesn't, it's, 'tis, can't, you'd, should've, rock 'n' roll, etc.
Incorrect: does'nt
Rule 6. There are various approaches to plurals for abbreviations, single letters, and numerals.
 
Many writers and editors prefer an apostrophe after single capitalized letters.
 
Example: I made straight A's.
 
With groups of two or more capital letters, apostrophes seem less necessary.
 
Examples:
There are two new MPs on the base.
He learned his ABCs.
She consulted with three M.D.s. OR She consulted with three M.D.'s.
Some write M.D.'s to give the s separation from the second period.
 
Single-digit numbers are usually spelled out, but when they aren't, you are just as likely to see 2s and 3s as 2's and 3's. With double digits and above, many (but not everyone) regard the apostrophe as superfluous: I scored in the high 90s.
 
There are different schools of thought about years and decades. The following examples are all in widespread use:
 
Examples:
the 1990s
the 1990's
the '90s
the 90's
 
Awkward: the '90's
Rule 7. Amounts of time or money are sometimes used as possessive adjectives that require apostrophes.
 
Incorrect: three days leave
Correct: three days' leave
 
Incorrect: my two cents worth
Correct: my two cents' worth
Rule 8. The personal pronouns hers, ours, yours, theirs, its, whose, and the pronoun oneself never take an apostrophe.
 
Examples:
Correct: Feed a horse grain. It's better for its health.
 
Incorrect: Who's glasses are these?
Correct: Whose glasses are these?
 
Incorrect: Talking to one's self in public is odd.
Correct: Talking to oneself in public is odd.
Rule 9. When an apostrophe comes before a word or number, take care that it's truly an apostrophe (’) rather than a single quotation mark (‘).
 
Incorrect: ‘Twas the night before Christmas.
Correct: ’Twas the night before Christmas.
 
Incorrect: I voted in ‘08.
Correct: I voted in ’08.
NOTE
 
Serious writers avoid the word 'til as an alternative to until. The correct word is till, which is many centuries older than until.
 
 
 
 
Rule 10. Beware of false possessives, which often occur with nouns ending in s. Don't add apostrophes to noun-derived adjectives ending in s. Close analysis is the best guide.
 
Incorrect: We enjoyed the New Orleans' cuisine.
 
In the preceding sentence, the word the makes no sense unless New Orleans is being used as an adjective to describe cuisine. In English, nouns frequently become adjectives. Adjectives rarely if ever take apostrophes.
 
Incorrect: I like that Beatles' song.
Correct: I like that Beatles song.
 
Again, Beatles is an adjective, modifying song.
 
Incorrect: He's a United States' citizen.
Correct: He's a United States citizen.
Rule 11. Beware of nouns ending in y; do not show possession by changing the y to ies.
 
Correct: the company's policy
Incorrect: the companies policy
 
To show possession when a noun ending in y becomes plural, write ies'. Do not write y's.
 
Correct: three companies' policies
Incorrect: three company's policies
 
Exception: Names and other proper nouns ending in y become plural simply by adding an s. They do not form their plurals with an apostrophe, or by changing the y to ies.
 
Correct: The Flannerys are coming over.
Incorrect: The Flannery's are coming over.
Incorrect: The Flanneries are coming over.
 
Correct: The Flannerys' house was robbed.
Incorrect: The Flanneries' house was robbed.
 
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I love funny words that have so many varied meanings.  "Funk" is one of those words.  It's music, it's a smell, it's a state of being:  

funk1
fəNGk
informal
noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN
a state of depression.
"I sat absorbed in my own blue funk"
synonyms: a (state of) depression, a bad mood, a low, the dumps, the doldrums, a blue funk
"he was in a funk because his wife ran out on him"
2.
BRITISH dated
a coward.
verb BRITISH
1.
avoid (a task or thing) out of fear.
"I could have seen him this morning but I funked it"
synonyms: a (state of) depression, a bad mood, a low, the dumps, the doldrums, a blue funk
"he was in a funk because his wife ran out on him"
 
funk2
fəNGk
noun
noun: funk
1.
a style of popular dance music of US black origin, based on elements of blues and soul and having a strong rhythm that typically accentuates the first beat in the bar.
2.
NORTH AMERICANinformaldated
a strong musty smell of sweat or tobacco.
verb
1.
give music elements of the style of funk.
 

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Here's a fun one.  Throw this one down the next time you want to agree wholeheartedly with someone:

for·sooth
fərˈso͞oTH/
adverb
archaichumorous
  1. indeed (often used ironically or to express surprise or indignation).
    "forsooth, there is no one I trust more"
     
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Do you know our state's Motto?  North Carolina's State Motto is "Esse Quam Videri"  It means to be rather than to seem.  In other words, don't be two faced, ya'll.  Bring your game and actually PLAY it.  Put up or shut up.  Put the real photo on facebook instead of the photoshopped one.  Etc....   OXOXO

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Similar to the good advice to drop that load of bricks:

 

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In honor of the 40th anniversary of the release of Star Wars in the move theaters on this day in 1977:

"The Force is an energy field, created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

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An excellent quote to remember any time, whether you are nearing the end of a perfect burger, or leaving a home full of the beautiful plants and flowers you put into the landscaping like my landscape designer friend Dagmar who is moving to a new home.  :)  From Dr. Seuss:

 

"Don't cry because it's over.  
Smile because it happened."

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Yeah...we feel ya.  

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PARENTS!  Here, read this mini language interpreter so you can better understand your mysterious teen:

116 Teen Text Terms Decoded for Confused Parents.  Click the photo:

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You're welcome!

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When a word is interesting.  :)

 

 

dra·goon

 

drəˈɡo͞on/
noun
plural noun: dragoons
  1. 1.
    a member of any of several cavalry regiments in the British army.
    synonyms: cavalryman, mounted soldier; More
     
     
     
    • historical
      a mounted infantryman armed with a short rifle or musket.
verb
3rd person present: dragoons
  1. 1.
    coerce (someone) into doing something.
    "she had been dragooned into helping with the housework"
    synonyms: coercepressurepresspush
    browbeatbludgeonbully, twist someone's arm, strong-arm;
    informalrailroad
    "he dragooned his friends into participating"

 

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Let's get out of the harbor my friends!

Who doesn't love Yogi Berra?  Hey - which one came first, Yogi Bear or Yogi Berra?  Berra.  Yogi Bear was named after him.

 

CLICK HERE for a whole page of wonderful Yogi Berra quotes:You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go. - Yogi Berra

 

 

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I saw this today.  I also saw it on a calendar at my parents' house.  This is following me I think.  I'm glad then, it's a good one:

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Meme.  As in, "Today is funny meme day!"

meme
mēm/
noun
  1. an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
    • a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users. Here is an example of a funny one:
       

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Once you learn to say this word, you'll be saying it all day because it's so fun.  You will!  Go on, try it!

 

 

sesquipedalian

 

  1. 1:  having many syllables :  long sesquipedalian terms

  2. 2:  given to or characterized by the use of long words asesquipedalian television commentator

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Aw.  Today's funky word of the day is so cute:

 

 

Bumfuzzle:  To confuse; perplex; fluster

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Oh hu-uh.  Yes.  This:

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Concinnity

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kŏn-sǐn'ǐ-tē n. Skillful blending; harmony

Example: Wonderful job everyone, especially the string section! Your concinnity was awe-inspiring!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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